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The Tale of Batholomew Fwee Bartholomew Fwee was a sad creature indeedThe Tale of Batholomew Fwee by ~FreeRangeZebez
Not due solely to his unkempt fur, hunched stance, and sunken eyes.
But his manners were pitiful.
He was never gracious, or happy, and rarely spoke without a sigh.
To those around Bartholomew he was an intolerable thing
They thought him quite dirty, strange, and rude.
"He had nothing to be so bitter about" they thought;
But they didn't know the reason for his attitude.
Bartholomew lived among the armed mushrooms
They were his family though he knew he didn't belong.
He didn't look anything like his family
To him, something was wrong.
One day he had asked his mushroom mother,
"Where did I
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